IDENTITY THEFT

Of all the possible ills that could befall you, this is truly the most unlikely. I don't care if all those companies which are selling insurance against this event say that an identity is stolen every three seconds, it can't be true. At that rate, we'd all be somebody else by now.
Identity theft has replaced "imitation" as the highest form of flattery.
But what if it were true that this crime is an epidemic? You, dear reader, would be immune. Because, really, who would want to be you? Face it, you are safe from identity theft. Don't flatter yourself.